While our Polkahontas (pronounced “pohl-KUH-hon-tuhs”) may not paint with all the colors of the wind, you’re bound to find her colorful in her own right. Her favorite polka is Jimmy Sturr’s “Too Fat Polka.” Often compared to Marge Simpson with her tall pillar of hair, Polkahontas is the walking, talking, big bottomed equivalent of our Polish ambassador. She presides over our polka contests and is quick to wish you a “Gin Dobre” (that’s “Good Day” to you).